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Who am I?
I’m just some angry nerd who lives in a Pineapple under the sea. I’m a writer who hopes people like to read my nonsense, so I spew as much nonsense as I can in hopes that you will send me hateful emails and comments.
I am very pro-LGBT and an active, vocal supporter of LGBT rights/issues. I am also very vocal about things like equality, “girl power,” and anti-bullying. I guess it means I’m an SJW? Cool! (super-seriously, it’s not an insult)
I’m into ice hockey, guitars, books, and video games. I live in Boise, Idaho with my five cats who have various forms of brain damage (and fatness, let us not forget that most of them are fatty fat fatties!).
Here’s a picture for you to make fun of:
Jackie and Travis! He’s very rotund. I am not.
I plan to use this website to annoy as many people as I can with stupid stories (long and short), as well as provoke outrage with my opinions on just about anything (including religion and possibly politics).
I believe in science as well as a good juicy hamburger. I don’t believe that American network television has any redeeming qualities. I love Jon Stewart and The Daily Show. I hate Jersey Shore.
If there’s anything else you want to know or complain about, drop me a line here at the site!